Okay, so it starts out with really mysterious music.. kinda like Mystery 6 XD and minho (who wakes up early to work out) wakes everyone up XD LOL i would’ve thought…
Part 1: Comedian Park Ji Sun??? That’s hilarious. I don’t know her, but that’s hilarious. A comedian. That’s like asking for it. She comments on how it’s too clean for a living room for 5 boys. XD SHE CAME ONLY TO MEET JONGHYUN *ONEW’S DOOMED FROM THE START* XD And she searched through they’re closet and criticizes their clothes. whut? and she changes their homepage to her blog. and ransacks their fridge?!?! OMG SHE’S CRAZY. while the boys go and run and play sports and workout and stuff. and she’s rubbing her scent all over lying on their beds AND STEALING THEIR MONIEZ XDXDXDXDXD AND WEARING THEIR STUFF. AND TOUCHING EVERYTHING. AND POSTING UP HER HEADSHOTS ON THEIR WALLS NEXT TO THEIR BEDS! she’s watching them forever and she starts making them food… BUT THEN the truth is revealed when cameraman asks her, is that enough for 6 ppl? and she’s like WHAT??? NOWAYZ. I’M ONLY MAKING ENOUGH FOR JONGHYUN AND ME. XDXDXD Then SHINee comes home and they’re like, why are you wearing TM’s clothes? and she’s like… “It was Taemin’s clothes? I thought it was Jonghyun’s.” ROFLCOPTER. XD She’s crazy enough to be a comedian, I’ll give her that. In the confessional, she says that the clothes were a bit small for her. High school boy’s clothes should be bigger on her… THEN WHY DID SHE KEEP IT ON *DIES XD AND MINHO IS SMILING LIKE THE SUN. x]
I don’t think this STICKY!CAPS thing is gonna stop for a while. xD
Part 2: So we start off, Taemin is the most popular in her noona group. LoL TM and Onew are like *we don’t hafta cook today :D* Then she reveals that JH is the only person to eat her fermented soybean stew. AND EVERYONE’S HOPES ARE DASHED. look at minho’s crestfallen face @ :32 x[ but then she's like, but look here! I bought everyone else this food from a restaurant! XD AND EVERYONE... or Onew voicing everyone's opinion IS LIKE, OH! "I LIKE THIS BETTER!" Noona is offended, but JH is like... OH I LIKE YOUR STEW BETTER. and *awkward* happens as noona is like OMG*TOUCHJONGHYUN CRUSADE* Okay, that wasn't as bad as I'm making it out to be, but still... xD hilarious. Then everyone goes into the room and finds that all their stuff has been messed with... Onew is mad... cause all his music sheets were strewn on the floor >:[ "I DON'T LIKE HER." he says. let me fume with you, Onew dear :/ Then JH turns around and sees... SCARYNOONA ONHISWALL WATCHING HIS EVERY MOVE. XD And he jumps like OMO! And Taeminnie is like... "Instead of being envious, I felt bad for JH hyung. *laughs*" XD I'm right there with you, Taemin. This noona is SO SCARY! XD They play horror music as she asks if Taemin remembers when they first met. AND EVERYBODY IS LIKE, whUT? *SCAREDFACE* and then she's like.. you don't remember? JHbb?? And he's like.. i remember. answer: early replay days. i'm not really sure about the actual answer since the cuts were pretty bad XD Then CUTSCENE to the room, where Minho is laying down on his bed... then the cameraman is like.. is anything missing? ... Like your emergency fund? XDXDXD And MH JUMPED and was like D:
*DOINK* WHERE MY MONEY AT? Next scene, noona brings out N.E.R.D.'s new album (didn't know about that) to show Key and JH. Key has a new red ribbon for his foil!mic, I just noticed. XD It looks like if you unwrap it, it could be a candy apple or something XD lol. Anyways, JH points at the album and is like "I have those pants." and noona says, "Can you give me the pants?" E'ERYBODY GOES WTF? GTFO! She's like, I'm giving you the CD for your pants. what size are they? JH: I wear pants big, so it's 30 inches. Noona: It's my size! XD LoL uhhhhhh. XD Sigh. Minho is pacing around everywhere looking for his money. And he borrows cameraman's cellphone to call someone to ask about his money :/ WHO'S MAD AT NOONA?? D:< make minho poor, will you? *FACE THE FANS FURY XD* Then outside, Jonghyun trades instead his much loved Chris Brown album. I do see similarities in their singing style xD only JH is Koreanized. haha. Noona encourages them by saying that she thinks SHINee will do better than Chris Brown. Well, one can only hope XD Onew comes in suddenly and is like.. "LA!" Noona gets mad. I think maybe Onew is the one to reveal the stolen objects? The editting doesn't make it clear. XD WE NEED SOMEONE TO TRANSLATE CAPTIONS TOO. And the search begins... SHINee finds out that she stole all their stuff! xDXDXD SO FUNNY. ONEW IS LIKE *SOLEMNSMILES* "I'll fix your habit of taking things." AND NOONA GETS UP TO RUN!!! LOL Then another cut scene, noona's saying that SHINee should be a 4 person group cause something bad is in SHINee. Onew??? BLASPHEMY! Onew has started borrowing Key's mic too XD I just noticed. I THOUGHT HE HAD HIS OWN? What happened to that one? XD Onew was frustrated I think. Key and JH got all the attn and Onew just kept on with the Onew Condition~ WHY WON'T ANYONE PICK HIM!?!? He's... funny. XD no, really. Then noona asks, y'all know where Minho's moneybagz is? REVEALS. XD Taemin is helping Minho look and is like "are you sure that it's gone?" and minho is like.. yea. and *SADFACELAUGHTER* at Minho @4:30 when he's like "Noona took it... didn't she." Back to outside, noona bribes onew to leave. cause he was interrupting them? she didn't like him. well, he doesn't like her either. so i guess that's fair. but then she was like we're filming all day, so come back at 7! the camera's won't follow you!" Then she tells minho that she took his money. and laughs. :| tis not as funny as everything else. *oh look and Onew is back XD* He was saving that money to buy a gift for Keys birthday!!! :[ SUCH A GOOD CAUSE. Then she thought he was mad and was like "I'll get on my knees" making him look like the bad guy. WHAT A BAD NOONA. :[ and she confessed that he came to her later and was like, "I wasn't really mad." she said that he actually talked well. haha. MINHO IS AWESOMENESS. Especially in the next scene, it's morning and noona made them all stew for breakfast? confessional!Taemin was like, i didn't understand, hyungs were eating with smiles, but they looked like they wanted to cry. XD HAHAHA Minho @6:14 is REALLY CUTE. D: TRUFAX = NOLIES. Noona talks about Onew for a bit and how she thinks he's a pure person, so it's hard for him to talk to her. He does this weird thing at the table. He has no chair, so he kneels on the floor even though the table is really high, then rises up slowly as if he were growing as he ate xD haha. and noona keeps going, "He's funny! It's weird!" XD LOL "he seems like a child who wants attn" haha. true. They all seem to enjoy the meal. noona has a schedule, so she has to leave finally.
Part 3: but she's cleaned their rooms and left a surprise on their computer hope it's not just that homepage i should've hoped for something else cause their desktop was HER SCARY FACE. XD and i think JH or Taemin turned off the monitor XD HAHAHAHAHA. and they read her blog. haha. In the van, they talk about their impressions of noona. Taemin was shocked "a little." Apparently, he's always shocked "a little." Cute Taeminnie. They all asked Minho in unison. xD JH felt noona was very interested in himself and Key. They reveal that Taemin likes Kimchi wrap rather than steaks. KIMCHI WRAP FLOWER BOYS. They play a game that I can't recognize. But noona is waiting creepily on a rooftop... in a wedding like outfit. Key was like "The other members probably were shocked, but I looked on the bright side." WHAT BRIGHT SIDE? NOONA'S FRONT? OR BACK? OR WAS IT HER TIARA??? XD IT WAS AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY!!! She was wearing rubber gloves? haha, OMG JH in the confessional with Key's foil!mic! XD LOL. That mic's gettin' around. xD LOL The member's give words of encouragement, wishing them happiness and syaing a lot of ppl came. even ancestors *points at empty chairs* JH sings "Graze" for noona... and she thinks JH thinks on he feet. "Did he write this song cause he knew he'd be in this situation?" LoL... I don't know. Only if you count when he sang "What is this miserable feeling~" XD jk haha. So they stand and fake the stage where they win 1st place on MNet Countdown, and all this rookie stuff about loving SHINee World forever. XD but we love them anyways. what is minho doing? Catching rain? With a wine glass no less! LOOKS LIKE A PERFECT MODEL XD LOVE <3 WAI SO BEAUTIFUL, MINHO? He could be the Korean Edward Cullen! ... not the movie version. It's raining so Noona is like Staff, why'd you pick this day? you prob knew of the weather, you should be embarrassed! xD And so, they are engaged. Someone even decorated their van with marriage banners. The FIRST COMEDIAN SIGNER COUPLE as Jisun noona says. They talk about JH's ideal woman. Noona said "In order to look natural, I didn't put on any makeup" haha. funny thing is she gets mad about the ideal woman thing and wants some payment. She wants JH to do some small show of affection or confession during their stage performance. He tries to negotiate out of it by suggesting whoever gets the chance to do it has to. noona is like, if you don't do it, I'll come to your dorm and cook stew for you every morning. LOL one time was enough apparently. XD They do the SHINee "ULTRA SHINEE TRANSFORMATION" like "GoGo Power Rangers!" or the Sailormoon "In the name of love!" kinda thing xD and then WHO WILL SUCCEED IN THIS MISSION!? We'll fnd out next week! x]
Personally, though this Jisun noona came on strong and was psycho with a side of insane and a cherry on top, she was sorta hilarious. I think it was the comedian in her. I could tell she was not taking this seriously… by trying to act too serious. LOL especially about Jonghyun. Too bad about Onew though :/ He was really doomed from the start. Now JH has been chosen 3 times :/ I mean, yeah, he’s the most outgoing and clownish along with Key, and one of the… more viable boys. but really? I would choose Minho or Onew over either of them XD Of course, that is my definite bias showing, but yes. MY BIAS. IT BURNS. LET ME BRAND YOU WITH IT. :D They just have so much more character. Maybe it’s just my liking for more mature and blank smiley guys. xD understand? probably not… AHhhhh lol.
Here’s my cap of ep 8 pt 1, as promised… Sorry… it really IS a GREAT episode… I just… GOT LAZY *DED* haha. ah well. I can’t help it that I had so much good commentary that my brain died on me XD
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HAHA, yeah, don’t I suck. This episode has been out for a while but i’ve just been lazy. xD Though I’ve really been wanting to SPAZDIE over this… CAUSE IT’S JUST SO CHOCK FULL OF MINHO-AWESOME D:
Part 1: Okay, so they meet up in a gym and there’s badminton rackets, balls, ribbons, and hula hoops there and SHINee is being utterly and unbelievably aegyo (esp when Jonghyun is like “I want the hula hoop. I need to get rid of my belly fat.” and we all say whut?). So they’re all trying to guess what they’re doin’ there… and JH is like.. we have a hula hoop! and rhythm (lideum)! and Onew is like… that’s a ribbon (libon). JH: oh, that’s right. hahaha. XD I love you, Korean English loanwords. and then *guess guess* and everybody’s really confused. Even Minho is like “Did the noona change?” But then noona comes in really cutely and elegantly too, doing her gymnstics! and SHINee is like *JAWDROP. LOL @ Minho’s face @1:44. They find out she was a Korean Rep for Rhythmic Gymnstics and LOL @ JH’s rxn at 1:50 XD HAHA. They’re so surprised and amazed. It’s cute. xD Of course, KEY is so demanding… he’s like… can you do it again since you only did it 2 times when you came in… Wai you be so difficult, Key? :[ but that's alright, cause the noona totally pwns. XD haha. trufax! She dances to that Titanic song XD which is like...filled with WHOAAAaa~!'s and such xD And then it was quite amazing when she danced to SHINee's "Noona is so pretty" and ended in an aegyo!pose! They were all checking her out, I swear. Don't you wish you were her? xD I heard one of the boy's go "WHOAWHoawhoa--!" HAHA. SO EXAGGERATED. After that, they all get together to do some moves. [There's a lot of focus on Minho for some reason... it totally means that he's the one to be chosen XD AND I LIKE IT TOO MUCH. LOL.] So they all grab one item each, jonghyun immediately calls a ball, and taemin just grabs one, but then onew goes for the last ball and minho ends up taking it XDXDXD so onew is left with a hula hoop, as well as key. haha. so noona teaches onew and key how to use the hula hoop… where Onew is ULTIMATE!FAIL XDXD Even the narrator sings “Whatever he does, it’s Onew Condition~” XDDDD OMAN. So they do this thing where a person rolls the hoop and has to jump through it, and noona demonstrates… poorly. Jonghyun asks “Noona, does this move really exist?” XD We all wonder. This is like, the ONLY THING THAT ONEW DOESN’T FAIL AT in this episode. but he’s like “it hurts” XD and he does it OVER AND OVER AGAIN probably cause it’s the only thing that he seemed to succeed at. sorry onew bb. but at least we get some OnHyun interaction out of it. XD That ends and TM, JH and MH get up and learn how to do tricks with their balls… hmm… yeah. fangirls, control yourselves. First, they roll balls down their backs. Minho is the only one really concentrating on getting it right. Then, while they practice throwing the ball and jumping and stuff, key and onew fenced with their hoops and totally didn’t do what they were supposed to be doing and didn’t pay attn to noona. Okay, seriously, that was a bit rude to her, but it’s something that boys do and I’m really wowed by noona’s understanding XD haha. Noona pointed out that Minho was working hard practicing alone (a bit of foreshadowing by the editors of the show XD as if it wasn’t getting blatantly clear). She gives the ball boys a rolling ball test thing and JH hurts himself XD Key is like If anyone knows a hospital we can take him to, please post a msg on the YunHaNam board. haha, wrong ppl to ask. lol. (So it’s like, oh hey, shinee gaiz, there’s a hospital here. and jh can go, thx, but it’s been a week, i’m good. XD) So then, noona is like, okay, you guys learned everything…… whut now? XD SHINee goes “Use what we learned!” and “Evaluation!” So noona gives them 20 minutes to make up an evaluation performance. and KEY sidles up next to her, and JH is like “We can do well without Key!” cause they think he’s ditching them and he turns back around like.. HAHAHAHA, THAT’S FUNNY. NO WAI GAIZ. and of course, comes back. LOL. @ around 6:07 you can see Key doing some really gaudy looking moves. XD pretty flamboyant. I’m feeling a “happy” vibe. Like, as in, suju happy. HAHA. So they make up some moves and test out some moves… There’s this one thing they do where you hafta jump over a rolling hoop. Onew jumps. and fails, obvs. Then Key does it and succeeds, making Onew’s failure that much more sad :/But it all works out and they’re performing to Sansogatteun Neo. Key didn’t work too hard during practice and was the only one to go off and do his own thing (with the ribbon). The performance time comes… and it’s quite good~ish XD definitely not up to their TRUE stage presence, but XD haha.. the end… Onew jumps through the hoop again and lays dead as everyone throws their item at him. Onew, RETURN! Then the music cuts abrubptly and JH is like… it’s done. wth? XD very anti-climatic. Minho was actually the only one, I felt, that truly tried his hardest. The epi so far hasn’t put Key or Onew in a good light. Though Onew did try a lot. I feel really sad :[
I LIKE THIS NOONA CAUSE SHE’S QUIET. and really graceful XD